The Scorecard nanobots need a break from digesting all these movies (we think it was suffering through two hours of Battlefield Earth that finally burned out their delicate organic circuitry), so for the next week, we thought we'd take it easy on them by feeding them some music videos instead. Starting on Monday, the Progressive Cinema Scorecard will come at you hard with five (that's right, FIVE) thought-provoking, scientifically accurate critical assessments of the staff's favorite vids from the '80s, '90s, and today.
Bring the whole family. Not your kids, though. We curse too much for that.