Sean McConnell, Editor in Imagination
Sean McConnell was born and is currently alive somewhere in
Chicago. He is a writer/director/designer of a bunch of stuff and has been the
Editor in Imagination at The Progressive Cinema Scorecard since its creation in
2013. He is also a co-founder and Executive Director of 15 Feet Productions. His
work is kind of all over the place and can generally be found where you least
expect it.
Joe Hemmerling, Editor in Actuality
No one has laid eyes on Joe Hemmerling for nearly four years now. There
are rumors that he lives in a bunker deep under the earth in Northwest
Ohio. There are rumors that he has taken a wife named Amanda who acts as
his liason to the outside world. There are rumors that he keeps his
toenail and hair clippings in jars with the hopes that he can one day
use them to raise a clone army made entirely from his own genetic
material. All that is known for certain is that Joe maintains detailed
files on his past friends and acquaintances, files which he uses to
extort their continued
participation in the Progressive Cinema Scorecard.
TJ Geise, Senior Editor of Doing Work
T. J. first joined the Scorecard Technician community after converting
Joe to Catholicism. His past experience includes being a Keith David
impersonator, pineapple shucker, and emu jockey. When not stretching the
limits of the nanobots, T. J. spends his free time calling customer
service numbers just to chat.
Andrew Daar
Andrew Daar is Andrew Daar, and has only ever been anyone else for about 5 minutes in the winter of 2011. The details of those 5 minutes are remembered only by the nanobots. His body's origin is mid-80s Chicago, but his soul probably passed through the not-exactly fictional land of Amestris on the way to joining his body. He works with Chicago production companies Whiskey Wry and 15 Feet, ostensibly to write and produce comedic material, but possibly for other, more mysterious purposes as well. If you ask nicely, he may reveal why birds suddenly appear every time you are near. The answer may turn your hair white (or, if it is already white, will turn it clear).
Nick Enquist
Nick Enquist is a writer, comedian, starving artist, martial arts practitioner and aficionado, swing dancer, and all around good guy. He has studied comedy writing at Second City, and is currently working in the sketch group Whiskey Wry Productions. (Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.) Nick Enquist is currently obtaining his Master’s at DePaul University in Writing and Publishing.
Stacey Hanlon
Being a huge fan of horror, action, Grindhouse and other “alternative” cinema, Stacey Hanlon is thrilled to be a part of The Progressive Cinema Scorecard family. When not writing scorecards, Stacey creates chainmail and leather jewelry and accessories inspired by horror, heavy metal, and gaming and sells them online at her shop, Bent Metal Craftworks. In 2014, Stacey will be getting up from the computer and going out to meet fans face-to-face as a vendor at the horror conventions Days of the Dead-Indy, Flashback Weekend, and Days of the Dead-Chicago.
Maya Mackrandilal
Maya Mackrandilal is an incarnation of the goddess Parvati, worshipped
by a select group of devotees who make offerings of chocolate and
whiskey in her honor every full moon. She is the patron of feminazis,
who offer blood-sacrifice to her in order to bring about the new age of
global matriarchy, where all white men will be forced to stay at home
sniffing dirty diapers. She has been known to haunt the darkest
nightmares of Mike Hukabee, John Boehner, and most Ron Paul supporters.
Pat Robertson once called her the beating heart of the homosexual
agenda. When she appeared to Sarah Palin in a prescription-drug-induced
hallucination, Palin passed out from exposure to extreme socialism. She
was number three on the Drudge Report's list of "5 things worse than
Benghazi" and was awarded the honor of "twitter-reverse-racist" by Ed
Winkleman. Her apparition is often sighted in Chicago, and seems to
frequent coffee-shops, independent bookstores, and purveyors of bahn mi.
Alexander Pearlstein
Alexander Pearlstein currently resides in Los Angeles, where he dallies
about in such areas as education, writing, and making sandwiches. If you
are conducting a Google search to see if Mr. Pearlstein may be a good
fit for your current place of employment, and happen to be a fan of or
worked on the movie End of Watch, let's just assume that this isn't the same Alexander Pearlstein you're looking for.
Ryan VenHuizen
Ryan VenHuizen completed the Second City writing program in July of 2013, where he co-wrote the revue Post Traumatic Sketch Disorder. Ryan was also a finalist in the Second City Training Center's Write Off! competition in April of 2013, where he produced three scenes that were performed at Donny's Skybox in Chicago, IL. Additionally, Ryan is a co-founder of Whiskey Wry Productions, a group of writers and producers that develop sketch comedy revues. Whiskey Wry’s first independently produced show A Sack Full of Coal ran for three weeks at Gorilla Tango: Bucktown in December of 2013.
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